highkey-pansexual:

shit like this makes no fucking sense like amiyah is one of the prettiest models ive ever seen but yall are so hung up on the fact that shes trans that yall bitter asses are gonna stay making fun of her like shes out there doing shit with her life and she looking good as hell while youre sitting at home making fun of her over the internet like do you not understand how your entire existence is irrelevant likkkkke?

(via queerboochananbarnes)

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

(Source: tibets, via txlover)

Timestamp: 1412247979

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

(Source: tibets, via txlover)

nicoosuxx:

I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like

image

(Source: kaworoos, via queerboochananbarnes)

piratequeenintraining:

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

(via mistakenforafool)

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via mistakenforafool)

inscendo:

"and we didn’t talk after that" is probably the saddest thing to say

(via mistakenforafool)

lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

(via mistakenforafool)

freshstrawberries:

sonderdog:

thought this was a useful infographic

This is super helpful.

(Source: cannibal-rainbow, via queerboochananbarnes)

Timestamp: 1412238979

freshstrawberries:

sonderdog:

thought this was a useful infographic

This is super helpful.

(Source: cannibal-rainbow, via queerboochananbarnes)

stilesstilinskihere:

The Maze Runner cast dancing.

dear god watch dylan’s hips

they don’t lie

(Source: dylanobrizen, via queerboochananbarnes)

Timestamp: 1412238772

stilesstilinskihere:

The Maze Runner cast dancing.

dear god watch dylan’s hips

they don’t lie

(Source: dylanobrizen, via queerboochananbarnes)

sailorleo:

imagine ur otp

image

image

image

(Source: skellyleo, via queerboochananbarnes)

verysharpteeth:

Bucky: “Let’s hear it for Captain America!….Who I told to stay home. Who let crazy scientists experiment on him even when a stiff breeze could snap him in two. WHO I APPARENTLY NEED TO GET A BACKPACK LEASH FOR.”

(via queerboochananbarnes)

cabbageormurder:

americachavez:

it’s literally canon that steve was jogging around the national mall for a few weeks and kept seeing this super cute runner all the time and then cap 2 opens on the day he finally got up his courage and picked out his tightest under armor shirt and just went for it

#basically eXACTLY what happened #Steve’s brand of flirting is showing you his nipples while asking if you even lift (via bluandorange)

(via queerboochananbarnes)

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

(via queerboochananbarnes)

Timestamp: 1412238078

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

(via queerboochananbarnes)

fugaazi:

flashback poussey outfit appreciation post

God dammit she’s such a babe

(Source: trashybooksforladies, via queerboochananbarnes)

Timestamp: 1412237330

fugaazi:

flashback poussey outfit appreciation post

God dammit she’s such a babe

(Source: trashybooksforladies, via queerboochananbarnes)