ashtonsirwin:

disclaimer: this video uses racial slurs and stereotypical comments to convey a comedic/realistic depiction of how racism works. if you are easily irritabale or butthurt please do not watch this video. we love all people and this was solely for a little tee hee!

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Timestamp: 1406332718

ashtonsirwin:

disclaimer: this video uses racial slurs and stereotypical comments to convey a comedic/realistic depiction of how racism works. if you are easily irritabale or butthurt please do not watch this video. we love all people and this was solely for a little tee hee!

x

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fartgallery:

secondstartotherightamirite:

fartgallery:

boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob

boo is one letter from boob too tho

life is just full of miracles

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meladoodle:

kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes

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h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

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jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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tiberiusclaudiusmaximus:

thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

Niiice

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Timestamp: 1406329720

tiberiusclaudiusmaximus:

thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

Niiice

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snazziest:

snazziest:

snazziest:

snazziest:

I FOUND A BABY PINEAPPLE image

They grow up so fast image

He was so dear to me :’( image

hallelujah he is risen indeed! image

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thehaleemdream:

The older I get the more I realize that being able to pray is a privelage rather than a chore.

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Anonymous:
This sounds dumb but I'm scared of worshipping God. I'm terrified of that responsibility but I want to be Muslim

partytilfajr:

God is suuuuuuper chill. Satan literally told God that he would spend the rest of his existence to corrupt God’s creation and God was like “oh, okay, that’s nice.”

So you shouldn’t be scared of Him, God is Awesome.

deanreborn:

WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS

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deanreborn:

WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS

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lwordforever:

me about everything

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Timestamp: 1406327955

lwordforever:

me about everything

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